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For all intents and purposes Brian van Gellert was a red-blooded male.  He had the heart of lion and the throbbing member of a pubescent lad, one with an adult sized penis.  He was a kind and gentle man, balding slightly at the sides.  Sadly though, in his 42 years on this planet kind, gentle and throbbing Brian had never felt the warm touch of a women, but this would all change this Valentine’s Day, he was sure of it. Continue reading →